Bee: Well...gotta be one when chased by birds all the time!
Bird: I am not chasing anyone. I just ...happen to have big wings.
Bee: Every bird I meet says he has a big one. Tell me some thing new.
Bird: Like what?
Bee: Dude; don't u know anything that might impress a bee?
Bird: Ok...well...I read Paulo Coelho.
Bee: Oh yeah; when you so badly need a bee, the whole world will conspire to have a bee hive delivered to your nest.
Bird: Oh that reminds. I have a nest on the Marina. Isn't that impressive?
Bee: Now we are talking! So..
Bird: May be I shouldn't ask if its your place or mine...?
Bee: You are sooo naive. Anyways....marina it is.
Bird: Lets ride!
.......................
(kissing sounds)
Bird: Hmmm that was nice
Bee: Really?
Bird: hmmmm
(more kissing sounds)
Bird: Can I just...eat you?
Bee: You naughty!!
(more sounds)
Bird: mmmmm (lights a cigarette)
Bee:.................
Bird: Ooops...sorry!! (burp)
Bee: Bastard! you actually ate ate everything except by head! I am gonna die soon!
Bird: I am really sorry :( Guess I was hungry!!
Bee: I thought you were horny :(
Bird: I mean...are you gonna die? Really?
Bee: Seen any bee flyin around with no wings, no body? You moron!
Bird: awww
Bee: See you in hell.
( Scene fades. Cutting crew sings " I just died in your arms tonight" in the background)
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